me: (worries about all the things I haven’t done yet)
me: (still doesn’t do them)
This perfectly describes my life
sometimes I can whip out a sweet essay in two hours and sometimes it takes me four tries to spell prevalent
"If you gotta force it, just leave it alone. Relationships, friendships, ponytails.. Just leave it."
I completely lost my sense of humor when I realized offensive things aren’t funny so now I just rely on heavy sarcasm and everyone thinks I’m a dick